It’s been chilly here in
(Pause for your cursing to subside)
Yes I know what I just wrote and I realize how ludicrous that sounds. I am a Wisconsinite; I wear shorts in the spring when it hits 58 degrees (which is almost 60, which is almost reasonable shorts weather). In December, a 50 degree day feels like a tropical treat (courtesy of global warming) and I deem jackets optional. How easily I forget having been surrounded by this paradise for the past year. It’s been over a year since I’ve seen snow. The only ice I’ve seen has been at the bottom of my cocktail glass and I don’t feel the need for air conditioning anymore. The only possible explanation is that I have been in



