Archive for April, 2009

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Fake News…Again

I can’t think of anything to blog about, so I’m going to make news up and probably offend someone.

Los Angeles- Wine Flu is spreading across California and working it’s way up the Oregon coast creating a stir among those in the surrounding areas. There have been 5382 cases of Wine flu in the past week, 4853 of being reported on Friday and Saturday night. 4369 of the reported cases are at least 21 years of age. Symptoms of Wine Flu include, drowsiness, increased laughter and conversation, and most notably, sexual arousal. Thus far, officials have not been able to pin point the origin of the flu, but several wineries and liquor stores are under quarantine. Wine Flu is not passed from person to person, but rather glass to mouth. Health officials advise any thirsty individuals to be very careful. Beverages purchased in cans are thought to be the most safe. It’s not clear why their is a much higher concentration of Wine Flu victims in the Santa Barbara county lines than any other region, officials are working as fast as possible to put an end to this outbreak. Senior health administrator Connie Mitchell had this to say,”There have been an inordinate amount of people falling asleep before 9pm this past week. At first we thought it was due to Daylight savings, but people should have adjusted to that by now.”

In the UCLA Medical Center ER sat 29 year old Mike Hunt. Mr. Hunt was admitted earlier in suspicion of being exposed to Wine Flu. Mike Hunt casually spoke of his encounter with Wine Flu. “I was with my date, Ellen Jean, and she ordered a nice Pinot Noir. I warned her, but she said that this Wine Flu was just an attempt to blow something out of proportion to distract them from the economy. After about three glasses, Ellen Jean started talking a lot more freely. By the time we finished dessert she had five glasses of wine. She couldn’t stop petting me. When I took her home she pulled me into her apartment…that’s when I knew she had the Wine Flu.”

Health officials have stated that if you suspect that you are infected with the Wine Flu to immediately drink lots of water. Drinking coffee or Red Bull if you feel drowsy at 8pm is recommended. Should you feel words coming out of your mouth but no idea what you’re saying, be considerate to others and make sure that other party members have a chance to speak. If uncontrollable sexual arousal persists, report to 803 18th St, Hermosa Beach CA, first door on the right. A trained (semi) professional will assist you at no charge.

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Social Media is NOT a Marketing Plan

Last week was a terrible week for the BoumanBlog. No blog post on Tuesday, no vlog on Sunday, and two shitty haikus on Thursday. Wheew. I’m surprised anyone is reading this today…anyone? If you’re reading, here is a little insight on my opinions of social media, one aspect of my job.

Social media is the new “it” word in marketing. Some people hate it, proclaiming it bullshit. Others are enthusiastic evangelists who spending every waking hour on social media. Between these two extremist views lies the true benefit of social media. Social media is not a marketing plan, it’s not magically going to triple your site’s traffic, or increase your sales by 50%. If that is why you are registering your company for social media sites, your expectation will be met with exceedingly low returns. Social media is a great tool for both large and small business, if used correctly.

Social media, at its very core, is a series of web conversations connecting people. I like to say that it’s greatest strength is that it humanizes companies, making it seem less like you are communicating with a structured, bureaucratic hierarchy of uninterested MBAs, but rather an individual speaking on behalf of the company. It’s not just a one-way tool to blast your marketing message, but rather send messages, listen, respond, and listen again. It’s these connections that will bring your company the greatest benefit from a social media campaign.

Social media will assist your company with its brand/reputation management. You can quickly help people with specific questions about products or services. If someone misspeaks on your company’s behalf on a social site, the problem can be quickly squelched. It’s categorized as a human mistake, not a company policy mishap.

Companies need to be mindful of internet marketing and advertising in today’s internet age. They must understand all components of internet marketing in order to make educated decisions. Social media is just ONE slice of the entire marketing pie. If you want to spread the word quickly about your product or service, incorporate some viral marketing in your plan. Want higher organic search engine rankings? Work on your search engine optimization. Talk to a professional about pay per click advertising if you want to be a featured ad on a search engine search. However, if you want to assist your company’s brand management on a more micro level, look into social media. Social media, like I mentioned earlier, is the hot term in marketing right now. However, please don’t think that social media in itself is a marketing plan and that you can increase your online sales and search engine rankings solely based on social media.

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Are These Haikus?

Tired legs
Burning lungs
Sweaty face
Satisfied run

or

Sweet smelling dinner
Aromas filling the air
Happiness for two

All signs point to me NOT being a poet, but rather a mediocre blogger. ~sigh~

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

BoumanBlog Vlog #10

This edition of the BoumanBlog Vlog asks the question…”What’s it like living with Jesse?” Jesse interviews his two current roommates to get their take. Jesse also reflects on a peer who recently passed and the times they shared on the basketball court.

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Thursday, April 16th, 2009

To My Dear Friend

Dear Friend,

You are such an amazing person. I know you’re reading this because you always do. I could go to school and earn a million doctorates in rhetoric and still not be able to appropriately express the gratitude I have for meeting you. I will always remember that fateful day you came into my life, despite us never speaking that day. I’ll remember the day I saw you on that cold winter day after winter break and you gave me the most excited embrace of my life. I vaguely remember that night we first hung out, but I’ll never forget the next morning. I threw up all over the street and you bought me breakfast. You have brought joy, laughter, and a plethora of other emotions into my life. You are beautiful and perfectly unique. It’s impossible to look at you and not smile. You bring happiness to everyone around you. It’s been a pleasure and will always be a pleasure to be your friend. Por todo mi vida, siempre mi amor.

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

The Most Disappointing Blog Post Ever

I had pasta for dinner and spoke in 8 terrible accents to my roommates.

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Non-BoumanBlog Vlog

I have family in town so I was unable to finish a video blog this week. SORRY! This is my company’s video blog this week and I make a bit of an appearance. So, this will have to suffice for your weekly Jesse quota.

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Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Is This As Good As It Gets?

Every stage of my life thus far has been a learning experience. I am constantly trying to figure out who I am, what I’m good at, what I like and don’t like. In the first quarter century of everyone’s lives, stages are pretty much divided by the same significant milestones (that was a major stereotype). You go from elementary school, to middle and high school, possibly college, then graduate school or the work force. Towards the end, some people might skip a step or two, but for the most part we all have at least four of those experiences. We know during these times, we are to learn, feel uneasy about ourselves, and figure things out. That what the first 25 years of my life seem to have been…just trying to figure it all out. My question to BoumanBlog readers is this: Do we ever figure it out?

What do you think? Should I relax my constant worries/struggles with trying to figure out who I am and what my purpose is because it’s never going to happen? Or do I keep up with my constant self reflection and criticism because I will eventually figure it all out and live a much more grand life? Does this get easier? I don’t have anymore of those time specific dates left in my life (that I can think of right now). There is no magic age for marriage. No time specific date for your first child. Do you have 2,3, or 4 children? Death is certain, but when it occurs is not. When will I stop feeling lost and that I am in the learning phase of my life? Or is this the feeling I get to look forward to for the rest of my life? Overwhelmed, uneasy, confused, and frustrated? Please tell me this a phase in life. If it’s not, pass me the bottle.

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

What’s Going On at Facebook? Part II

Many people are questioning what is going on behind closed doors at Facebook. I touched on several of the burning questions with Facebook last Thursday, but the real question is, “What next?”

Speculation points to the fact that Mr. Yu lost his job because he failed to secure much needed funding during a recent trip to Dubai. The original statement that Facebook wanted a CFO with public company experience was terrible (he came from Yahoo). No one really knows, but it seems like there is a struggle behind the Facebook walls, which I’ll touch on later. The question remains, what does Gideon Yu’s failed Dubai trip mean for Facebook’s finances? Facebook’s rapid user base means that their costs are also rapidly growing, but their revenues are failing to maintain pace. That puts Facebook in quite the financial predicament. They are a private company that needs these private investors to ensure they can maintain the course that they have set. Everyone is anticipating Facebook’s IPO because it would be the most publicized public offering since Google. However, Facebook is nowhere near ready for an IPO. They still have too many questions with their revenue model; an IPO now would be a major financial blow to their stock value.

Facebook’s value has been disputed ever since Microsoft valued Facebook at $15 Billion when they invested $250 million in Facebook in October of 2007 last year. This past year Facebook has had to defend their actual valuation during two separate incidents. The first was their legal settlement with the two founders of ConnectU, the company that claims Mark Zuckerberg stole their code and idea and “created” Facebook. The settlement was divided between stock ($45 Million according to Microsoft’s valuation) and cash ($20 million), which was valued at $65 million. However, the two young men ran into a problem when their legal team stated that the stock was valued at $35.52 a share (Microsoft’s original valuation) and that was the amount they were owed. The real value of the stock’s worth was closer to $8.88 (11 million). Secondly, Facebook attempted to buy the micro-blogging site Twitter just a few weeks ago. The $500 million offer was refused because it was an all stock offer. Even after negotiations Facebook only offered approximately $50-100 million in cash, still a stock heavy offer. Too stock loaded for Twitter founders. Facebook is in tumultuous financial waters, no matter what Marc Andreesen says. Is this a result of their inexperienced CEO?

There are whispers that Mark Zuckerberg needs to resign his duties as CEO. The arguments are that he is too young (24 years old) and inexperienced. They believe there is a reason why 24 year olds are not entrusted with multi-billion dollar companies, no matter their genius. Gideon Yu’s recent ouster reiterated these whispers. There is speculation that Mark Zuckerberg is failing as a leader, and has become paranoid, sending out different memos in hopes of finding a mole. The senior management team is divided, causing for the carousel of executives lately. Five original founders, and Zuckerberg stands alone.

While reading my daily blogs, I see numerous bloggers stating thay they feel Facebook’s dynasty in the social networking realm is crumbling. Like any other dynasty, there is an end. Bloggers are using the demise of Friendster and MySpace as their point of reference. They too were at one point the Facebook of their time. While this seems logical, I defy these arguments. I don’t see a real competitor in Facebook’s rearview mirror right now. They’re still growing, at an astonishing rate of nearly 200% annually. Despite all their problems, Facebook is number one and still growing. The only rising star is Twitter, which despite it’s unreal growth, still just boasts a users base of 14 million, a drop in the bucket to Facebook’s 200 million. Also, they’re two entirely different kinds of social networks. It’s really hard to compare the two. Friendster and MySpace had the same basic platforms as Facebook, but Twitter is a whole different breed of social network. Facebook has firmly established themselves as the giant in social networking, without any real competition. Even tech powerhouse Google attempted to launch their own social network, Orkut. Who has even heard of Orkut (Only Brazilians use it)? I think the only viable competitor in the foreseeable future (next two years) is…MySpace. They too have an established user base, and if they can come up with a few new, distinguishing features, they could revive their brand and really give Facebook a run for their money. [I think if they were to dial down the juvenile intensity of their profile aesthetics and reduce SPAM, that would be a great start. Continue to allow users to personalize their pages, but perhaps a more professional look like Wordpress allows. That way, as original MySpace users get older, and their tastes change, the site would continue to be relevant with its established user base. MySpace could even morph into a hybrid of social networks allowing more original video uploads. As YouTube Hulufies themselves, MySpace could steal a bit of the personal video market share.]

As someone who uses Facebook and other forms of social media both professionally and personally, it’s going to be interesting what the future has in store for Facebook. I think they have some adjustments to make, and they have a cushion of two years to conduct trial and error revenue models. They’re demise isn’t imminent, but their dominance isn’t as guaranteed either. I’ll revisit these two blog posts in six months or so and we’ll see where Facebook stands then.

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

BoumanBlog Vlog #9

No bait and switch this week, we have an original BoumanBlog vlog this week. Listen to me babble about my new hobby, my insecurity with a certain social etiquette, and a new vlog feature! Don’t forget to comment, rate, and subscribe to my YouTube channel as well as send this link www.boumanblog.com to a friend as well. Happy Sunday!

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